Question: How do I get over my embarrassment?
While my bf was round the other night I excused myself to the bathroom and went for a poop. When I came back he wanted to have sex - he lay on his back and wanted to do reverse cowgirl. Before I get a chance to straddle him he says "eww wait". I got off and ask him what was wrong.
He leaned in and started giggling and said "I don't really want to say.. I think you need to wipe your bum" I was sooo humiliated!!! I went straight to the bathroom and cleaned up.
When I came back through he was so nice about it, made a joke and said "did you wipe your bum?" and said he was sorry but he wasn't in the mood anymore (neither was I!) He never mentioned it again after as he could see I was embarrassed and he still cuddled my loads and everything.
I know that accidents and embarrassing moments happen to everyone but I am so mortified, I don't know how to get over this? Please help!!
next time you and him "9" sit yer bum on his nose and ask him if your bum is clean enough!
Hey everyone have embarrassment moments just be cool. Think it's never happened. Act normal just shake it off.
He sounds adorable! He must love you a lot to cuddle you loads after that - so just remember that.
He loves you loads and obviously didn't mind so just be normal and try and forget about it.
Simple really - next time your BF wants to have sex, INSIST he gives you analingus first, so you'll have a clean *** and he'll have fresher breath.
I hate the word "Bum" its what the Daily Mail uses.
As for the question? There is no way for you to get over it. You cannot even wipe your own ar*e! I suggest you leave and seek counselling.
Have sex and forget it ever happened.
Cool story bro