Question: Atheist's! Have you ever been on a date with Jesus?
"Have you ever been on a date with Jesus? Have you ever gazed into His eyes and climbed up on His Lap of Love? Have you rested your head on His shoulder of Mercy?
He sings His Love songs to me, and I sing love songs back to Him. Have you ever sung a love song to Jesus? Have you ever felt the thrill and excitement of His Warmth and Sweetness? If not, I urge you to go on a date with Him, you will never be the same. Most important of all, you will make the Heart of Jesus to rejoice."
I thought I'd give an example from the Textbook of Insanity. By the way, this isn't my website so I am not spamming.
What do you think, sirs?
No. I thought he was dead.
If you didn't write this, whoever did has gay tendencies. Unless it is a female then she's a bit strange.
I'd like to go on a date with Alikat, only trouble is I'm bit hairy and I start swinging from light fittings when i get excited
She must be very lonely.
Yes i have been on dates with Jesus. As i learned more about him the further i grew apart.
Yep. We went to the prom together.
I've been on a date with a Spanish guy who's surname was Jesus...does that count?
no, but my ex boyfriend's brothers name was Jesus