Question: Aesop religion: What did the atheist elephant say when the religious crocodile bit his snout?
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The religious crocodile said to the atheist elephant: "My religious instinct tells me you're one tasty treat. I can't help it, my religious instinct say it, I HAVE to do it."
nothing! Elephants cant talk!!!!